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Are you stupid?
Or are you dumb?
What in the hell would possess you to breastfeed a new, precious, innocent life?
Do you hate her or something?
Why break something that ain't broken?
You already know the drill:
Birth the baby.
Give the baby the little bottles they have waiting for you in the hospital.
Let ya boobs get hard.
Grab a cabbage.
Then cry and be depressed for a little while.
That's it.
Why you gotta do all this extra shit?
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